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The Goods Socks

Some things you drink. Some things you wear.

Artifact No. 001 is the first release in our limited series of small-batch goods: objects made with the same intention we put in the can. This one's a crew sock. Thick cream ribbing, a double retro stripe at the cuff, our script logo where a varsity sock would put a number, and a little note on the toe for the people who see the bottom of your feet: Find Your Fancy.

Made for slow mornings, long pours, and the walk from the couch to the kitchen and back. Fancy is a feeling, not a dress code.

One Size Fits All

Small batch. Intentionally capped.

Artifacts are made in limited runs and then they're gone — we don't restock. This is a preorder, which means you're reserving a pair from the first run before it exists. Orders ship as soon as the run lands.

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WHY FUNCTIONAL MUSHROOMS?

Functional mushrooms like Lion’s Mane and Chaga are included to support focus, balance, and overall wellness (we use dual extracted mushrooms, 100% fruiting bodies) —enhancing your experience beyond just THC and CBD.

Mushrooms:

Reported Effect:

Chaga:

Earthy, antioxidant-rich, and naturally grounding.

Lion's Mane:

Bright, focus-friendly, and clarity-supporting.

Reishi:

Earthy, calming, and balance-forward.

Some functional mushrooms are only included in the Neurobloom Blend and not the Golden Hour Social Blend.

Frequently Asked Questions

All of our cannabis beverages are made with hemp-derived THC and comply with the 2018 Federal Farm Bill. This legislation legalized hemp and its naturally occurring compounds—like THC and CBD—provided the THC content remains below 0.3% on a dry-weight basis. Because of this, our products can be legally cultivated, processed, and sold under federal law.

While some states have their own regulations, most customers across the United States can order and enjoy our beverages without issue. The Farm Bill also allows for interstate commerce, meaning hemp-derived products like ours can be transported and sold across state lines.

In addition to hemp-derived THC, many of our beverages also feature functional ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga mushrooms, known for their potential wellness benefits—so you get more than just a great-tasting drink when you crack one open.

We formulate our beverages to deliver a more balanced, elevated experience by combining hemp-derived THC, CBD, and functional mushrooms. Each ingredient plays a unique role, and together they create a more thoughtful and well-rounded effect.

THC offers a light, enjoyable buzz, while CBD helps promote a sense of calm and balance, taking the edge off and creating a smoother experience overall. Functional mushrooms like Lion’s Mane and Chaga are included for their potential wellness benefits—Lion’s Mane is often associated with focus and cognitive support, while Chaga is known for its antioxidant properties.

By blending these ingredients, our beverages are designed to go beyond traditional cannabis products, offering a more functional, feel-good experience that supports both mind and body.

At this time, we do not offer international shipping. While hemp-derived THC is federally legal in the United States under the 2018 Farm Bill, laws and regulations vary widely between countries.

To ensure compliance and avoid complications with customs, we currently only ship within the United States, where the majority of customers can receive our products without issue.

Our beverages are designed to deliver a smooth, balanced, and approachable experience. Most people describe the effects as a light, uplifting buzz from the hemp-derived THC, paired with a calming, steadying influence from CBD.

The addition of functional mushrooms like Lion’s Mane and Chaga can further enhance the experience—Lion’s Mane is often associated with a sense of focus and mental clarity, while Chaga is known for its grounding, wellness-supporting properties.

Overall, you can expect a mellow, feel-good effect that’s more subtle and social than traditional cannabis products—perfect for relaxing, unwinding, or enhancing the moment without feeling overwhelmed.