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  • Citrus Fancy (Functional)
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  • Citrus Fancy (Functional)
Nuerobloom Functional blend (THC Free)

Citrus Fancy (Functional)

Neurobloom Functional Blend is our premium tonic that whispers focus into your mornings and balance into your busiest hours. Crafted with full-spectrum CBD and combined benefits from functional mushrooms like the locally sourced Lion’s Mane, Reishi, and Chaga, it nurtures mind and body like an old friend. Naturally sweetened with rare katemfe fruit and allulose, every sip delivers bright and bursting, clean flavor—never a crash, only calm, steady bloom.

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Made with CBD, Lions Mane, Chaga, and Reishi

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Citrus Fancy is a non-alcoholic, THC-free functional sparkling tonic for adults who want a champagne-style social pour with focus and calm support instead of alcohol or sugar.

  • Size: 12 fl oz can (single serving)
  • Active blend (Neurobloom): 10 mg full spectrum CBD plus a functional mushroom blend of Chaga, Reishi, and Lion's Mane
  • Mushroom sourcing: 100% whole fruiting bodies, hand-picked and locally sourced where possible, minimally processed (no mycelium fillers)
  • Sweeteners: Katemfe fruit (thaumatin) and allulose — zero sugar, zero/low calorie, no blood sugar spike
  • Flavor: Citrus
  • Alcohol: Non-alcoholic · THC: THC-free
  • Diet notes: keto-friendly, zero net carbs (per allulose profile)

Best for: a booze-free celebratory toast or mocktail, an afternoon focus and clarity ritual, winding down while staying sharp, and sober-curious social occasions.

FAQ

Does it contain alcohol or THC? No. Citrus Fancy is non-alcoholic and THC-free.

How much CBD is in a can? Each 12 fl oz serving contains 10 mg full spectrum CBD.

Is it sweetened with sugar? No. It's sweetened with katemfe fruit (thaumatin) and allulose, so it has zero sugar and no blood sugar spike.

Carbonated Water
Allulose
Natural Flavors
Lion’s Mane Mushroom Extract (100% fruiting body) *no second rate myceliated grain*
Reishi Mushroom Extract (100% fruiting bodies)
Chaga Mushroom Extract (100% fruiting bodies)
Katemfe Fruit (Thaumatin)
Full Spectrum Water-Soluble CBD
Citric Acid
Potassium Sorbate (preservative)
Sodium Benzoate (preservative)

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5 Calories
11g Total Carbohydrates *zero net carbs*
0g Total Sugars

One can is potent enough to receive efficient dosing for an average consumer and to feel the intended effects. For individuals new to full spectrum CBD, we advise starting with a whole can and proceed depending on the impact. Always consult with a healthcare professional, especially if you are inexperienced with cbd.

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WHY FUNCTIONAL MUSHROOMS?

Functional mushrooms like Lion’s Mane and Chaga are included to support focus, balance, and overall wellness (we use dual extracted mushrooms, 100% fruiting bodies) —enhancing your experience beyond just THC and CBD.

Mushrooms:

Reported Effect:

Chaga:

Earthy, antioxidant-rich, and naturally grounding.

Lion's Mane:

Bright, focus-friendly, and clarity-supporting.

Reishi:

Earthy, calming, and balance-forward.

Some functional mushrooms are only included in the Neurobloom Blend and not the Golden Hour Social Blend.

Frequently Asked Questions

All of our cannabis beverages are made with hemp-derived THC and comply with the 2018 Federal Farm Bill. This legislation legalized hemp and its naturally occurring compounds—like THC and CBD—provided the THC content remains below 0.3% on a dry-weight basis. Because of this, our products can be legally cultivated, processed, and sold under federal law.

While some states have their own regulations, most customers across the United States can order and enjoy our beverages without issue. The Farm Bill also allows for interstate commerce, meaning hemp-derived products like ours can be transported and sold across state lines.

In addition to hemp-derived THC, many of our beverages also feature functional ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga mushrooms, known for their potential wellness benefits—so you get more than just a great-tasting drink when you crack one open.

We formulate our beverages to deliver a more balanced, elevated experience by combining hemp-derived THC, CBD, and functional mushrooms. Each ingredient plays a unique role, and together they create a more thoughtful and well-rounded effect.

THC offers a light, enjoyable buzz, while CBD helps promote a sense of calm and balance, taking the edge off and creating a smoother experience overall. Functional mushrooms like Lion’s Mane and Chaga are included for their potential wellness benefits—Lion’s Mane is often associated with focus and cognitive support, while Chaga is known for its antioxidant properties.

By blending these ingredients, our beverages are designed to go beyond traditional cannabis products, offering a more functional, feel-good experience that supports both mind and body.

At this time, we do not offer international shipping. While hemp-derived THC is federally legal in the United States under the 2018 Farm Bill, laws and regulations vary widely between countries.

To ensure compliance and avoid complications with customs, we currently only ship within the United States, where the majority of customers can receive our products without issue.

Our beverages are designed to deliver a smooth, balanced, and approachable experience. Most people describe the effects as a light, uplifting buzz from the hemp-derived THC, paired with a calming, steadying influence from CBD.

The addition of functional mushrooms like Lion’s Mane and Chaga can further enhance the experience—Lion’s Mane is often associated with a sense of focus and mental clarity, while Chaga is known for its grounding, wellness-supporting properties.

Overall, you can expect a mellow, feel-good effect that’s more subtle and social than traditional cannabis products—perfect for relaxing, unwinding, or enhancing the moment without feeling overwhelmed.