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Citrus Fancy (Functional)

Nuerobloom Functional blend (THC Free)

Citrus Fancy (Functional)

Neurobloom Functional Blend is our premium tonic that whispers focus into your mornings and balance into your busiest hours. Crafted with full-spectrum CBD and combined benefits from functional mushrooms like the locally sourced Lion’s Mane, Reishi, and Chaga, it nurtures mind and body like an old friend. Naturally sweetened with rare katemfe fruit and allulose, every sip delivers bright and bursting, clean flavor—never a crash, only calm, steady bloom.

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$45.00

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Made with CBD, Lions Mane, Chaga, and Reishi

Detailed Description

Citrus Fancy is a non-alcoholic, THC-free functional sparkling tonic for adults who want a champagne-style social pour with focus and calm support instead of alcohol or sugar.

Size: 12 fl oz can (single serving)
Active blend (Neurobloom): 10 mg full spectrum CBD plus a functional mushroom blend of Chaga, Reishi, and Lion's Mane
Mushroom sourcing: 100% whole fruiting bodies, hand-picked and locally sourced where possible, minimally processed (no mycelium fillers)
Sweeteners: Katemfe fruit (thaumatin) and allulose — zero sugar, zero/low calorie, no blood sugar spike
Flavor: Citrus
Alcohol: Non-alcoholic · THC: THC-free
Diet notes: keto-friendly, zero net carbs (per allulose profile)

Best for: a booze-free celebratory toast or mocktail, an afternoon focus and clarity ritual, winding down while staying sharp, and sober-curious social occasions.

FAQ

Does it contain alcohol or THC? No. Citrus Fancy is non-alcoholic and THC-free.

How much CBD is in a can? Each 12 fl oz serving contains 10 mg full spectrum CBD.

Is it sweetened with sugar? No. It's sweetened with katemfe fruit (thaumatin) and allulose, so it has zero sugar and no blood sugar spike.

Ingredients

Carbonated Water
Allulose
Natural Flavors
Lion’s Mane Mushroom Extract (100% fruiting body) *no second rate myceliated grain*
Reishi Mushroom Extract (100% fruiting bodies)
Chaga Mushroom Extract (100% fruiting bodies)
Katemfe Fruit (Thaumatin)
Full Spectrum Water-Soluble CBD
Citric Acid
Potassium Sorbate (preservative)
Sodium Benzoate (preservative)

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5 Calories
11g Total Carbohydrates *zero net carbs*
0g Total Sugars

Recommended Dosage

One can is potent enough to receive efficient dosing for an average consumer and to feel the intended effects. For individuals new to full spectrum CBD, we advise starting with a whole can and proceed depending on the impact. Always consult with a healthcare professional, especially if you are inexperienced with cbd.

Third-party tested

We hold our ingredients to the highest of standards with third-party COA testing for industry standard requirements.
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WHY FUNCTIONAL MUSHROOMS?

Functional mushrooms like Lion’s Mane and Chaga are included to support focus, balance, and overall wellness (we use dual extracted mushrooms, 100% fruiting bodies) —enhancing your experience beyond just THC and CBD.

Mushrooms:

Reported Effect:

Chaga:

Earthy, antioxidant-rich, and naturally grounding.

Lion's Mane:

Bright, focus-friendly, and clarity-supporting.

Reishi:

Earthy, calming, and balance-forward.

Some functional mushrooms are only included in the Neurobloom Blend and not the Golden Hour Social Blend.

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The Goods CBD tonic is a crisp, refreshing drink which has a distinct, delicious citrus flavor. I noticed a slight relaxation for a period of time after finishing it that was very soothing! I highly recommend this product.

This functional tonic has become a part of my daily routine because I know I can depend on it to help put me in the right mindset for whatever the day brings. Whether I’m tackling a major project, handling everyday responsibilities, or staying focused during a busy schedule, it helps me feel prepared for tasks both big and small.

The blend of CBD, Lion’s Mane, Reishi, and Chaga creates a balanced experience that supports focus, clarity, and overall well-being. Rather than providing a sudden burst of energy followed by a crash, it delivers a steady sense of calm alertness that helps me stay productive and present throughout the day.

If you’re looking for a premium beverage that helps promote focus, balance, and readiness for whatever comes your way, this tonic is an excellent choice.

Creamsicle goodness exploding flavors in my mouth like ratatouille. I wanna lick the can but I’m scared to cut my tongue. I need 100 million more cans. Fight me!

After a long day of work, Citrus Fancy was what I needed to calm my nerves. Keep Fancy coming!

When my taste buds got to experience the joy that this drink brought to me, I was completely thrown into a world of happiness. This drink makes me feel as if I were to be drinking a flower from the red bird of paradise if you could taste color. It makes me feel at ease when I want some comfort after a long shift or just simply to enjoy part of my day without having to consume any alcohol. Great addition to my fridge. I definitely need to keep some stocked at all times. 10/10 would recommend!

I really love the taste, it’s a very unique flavor in a drink like this!

The Citrus Functional drink was refreshing and tasted great. It definitely helped me focus. I’m getting a case to keep at home!

Outstanding taste and you really do feel more focused and flowy. Will be buying more

I loved the citrus taste. I haven’t found any that taste this good! And it truly sets the fancy vibe ✌️

Well done!

The taste isn’t like anything I’ve experienced before on the market. It’s truly refreshing and different.

The flavor is immaculate!

Really enjoyed this one. The citrus flavor is crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink. It has a clean taste without being overly sweet, and the effects come on nice and smooth. Definitely a staple in my fridge and one I’ll keep coming back to. 🍊🙌

Premium taste, impact, and blend from a team that clearly cares about quality over quantity!

Idk if anyone is like me but I don’t really drink alcohol at gatherings or at home but this drink is perfect for me. I drank one while gardening outside. It’s light, it tastes delicious and it’s infused? I see no flaws.

Citrus fancy is one of the best beverages I’ve ever had!! I tried the functional health one and it had the perfect blend of sweet, smooth, and crispy. Definitely recommend!

Lovely refreshing drink! So excited to be sipping on this all throughout summer ✨

The drink is sooooo good! Love the flavor, the design, the infused concept is great! The owner really stands by the product and for good reason too!

I like that’s it’s in a long can. It’s easier to carry and it’s less bulky. 10 out of 10

Citrus Fancy (Functional) I can’t express enough how amazing it is that there are options! This beverage helps me focus while working and really just brings a sense of happiness when I taste that nostalgic, refreshing, summer citrus 🍊

Frequently Asked Questions

How are The Goods Legal?

All of our cannabis beverages are made with hemp-derived THC and comply with the 2018 Federal Farm Bill. This legislation legalized hemp and its naturally occurring compounds—like THC and CBD—provided the THC content remains below 0.3% on a dry-weight basis. Because of this, our products can be legally cultivated, processed, and sold under federal law.

While some states have their own regulations, most customers across the United States can order and enjoy our beverages without issue. The Farm Bill also allows for interstate commerce, meaning hemp-derived products like ours can be transported and sold across state lines.

In addition to hemp-derived THC, many of our beverages also feature functional ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga mushrooms, known for their potential wellness benefits—so you get more than just a great-tasting drink when you crack one open.

Why combine THC, CBD, and functional mushrooms?

We formulate our beverages to deliver a more balanced, elevated experience by combining hemp-derived THC, CBD, and functional mushrooms. Each ingredient plays a unique role, and together they create a more thoughtful and well-rounded effect.

THC offers a light, enjoyable buzz, while CBD helps promote a sense of calm and balance, taking the edge off and creating a smoother experience overall. Functional mushrooms like Lion’s Mane and Chaga are included for their potential wellness benefits—Lion’s Mane is often associated with focus and cognitive support, while Chaga is known for its antioxidant properties.

By blending these ingredients, our beverages are designed to go beyond traditional cannabis products, offering a more functional, feel-good experience that supports both mind and body.

Do you offer international shipping?

At this time, we do not offer international shipping. While hemp-derived THC is federally legal in the United States under the 2018 Farm Bill, laws and regulations vary widely between countries.

To ensure compliance and avoid complications with customs, we currently only ship within the United States, where the majority of customers can receive our products without issue.

What do The Goods feel like?

Our beverages are designed to deliver a smooth, balanced, and approachable experience. Most people describe the effects as a light, uplifting buzz from the hemp-derived THC, paired with a calming, steadying influence from CBD.

The addition of functional mushrooms like Lion’s Mane and Chaga can further enhance the experience—Lion’s Mane is often associated with a sense of focus and mental clarity, while Chaga is known for its grounding, wellness-supporting properties.

Overall, you can expect a mellow, feel-good effect that’s more subtle and social than traditional cannabis products—perfect for relaxing, unwinding, or enhancing the moment without feeling overwhelmed.

Citrus Fancy (Functional)

WHY FUNCTIONAL MUSHROOMS?

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